Headlines that shouldn't be true but are

'Hail Hitler' spray-painted in NY...

Swastikas across Miami...

TEXAS TO KILL WITH EXPIRED DRUG?

U2 Releases New Album FREE on iTunes...
No Money in CD Sales...

Ted Cruz: SNL’s Lorne Michaels could be thrown in jail if Dems undo
‘Citizens United’
(huh?)

Louie Gohmert: Refugees steal ‘dreams’ of Americans, and are ‘a threat
to our existence’


Runaway goats invade train station in Spain

Colbert: GOP’s attempt at female outreach leaves women ‘confused and
embarrassed’

Jon Stewart: Al Qaeda vs. ISIS is the new Coke vs. Pepsi

Military Eyewitness Captures 'Transparent UFO' On Night Vision

Woman Suspected Of Masturbating In Public On Motorcycle

Man Stabs Coworker Who Ate His Meatball: Cops
(he had it comin')

Police Searching For Prowler Uncover Incest Instead

Church Leader Suspected Of Attempted Dog Sex

Sex Toy Stuck In Woman's Vagina For 10 YEARS

Man Puts Girlfriend's Toddler Son In Dryer, Turns It On: Cops

Bible College Founder Pleads Guilty To Using Foreign Students As Slave
Labor, Even Though Slavery Is In The Bible